THE OFFICIAL SEX QUIZ

 Study each question carefully.  Then choose the answer that seems
 more correct, True or False.

   1.  A clitoris is a type of flower.
   2.  A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
   3.  "Spread-eagle" is an extinct bird.
   4.  Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart
       trouble.
   5.  A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.
   6.  A g-string is part of a violin.
   7.  Semen is another word for "sailors."
   8.  Anus is the Latin word for "yearly."
   9.  Testicles are found on an octopus.
  10.  Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
  11.  KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
  12.  Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
  13.  Coitus is a musical instrument.
  14.  Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke."
  15.  An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
  16.  A condom is an apartment complex.
  17.  An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in
       church.
  18.  A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
  19.  A dildo is a variety of sweet pickles.
  20.  An erection is when Japanese vote for their new
       government officials.
  21.  A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
  22.  Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
  23.  Pornography is the business of making record albums.
  24.  Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
  25.  Douche is the Italian word for "twelve."
  26.  An enema is someone who is not your friend.
  27.  Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
  28.  Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.
  29.  A vulva is an automobile from Sweden.
  30.  A Fallopian Tube is a part of a television set.
  31.  Fellatio refers to an Italian dagger.
  32.  Cunnilingus refers to someone who can speak foreign
       languages.
  33.  Phallus was a city on the Nile.
  34.  VD is an American holiday celebrated on November 11.
  35.  Herpes was a Greek god.
  36.  A homosexual is a technician who purifies milk.
  37.  The ben-wa ball is held every year in Tokyo on June 1.