What exactly is marriage?
     
     "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
     propose to the girl. He says to her, "I'll take you for a whole life, 
     or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one 
     particular thing for me."  Then she say yes, but she's wondering what 
     the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find 
     out."
     
     -Anita 9
     
     How does a person decide whom to marry?
     
     "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means 
     you try the next one."
     
     -Kally, 9
     
     What is the proper age to get married?
     
     "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and 
     you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
     
     -Carolyn, 8
     
     How did your Mom and Dad meet?
     
     "They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a 
     drive, but their car broke down .... It was a good thing, because it 
     gave them a chance to find out about their values."
     
     -Lottie, 9
     
     What do most people do on a date?
     
     "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that 
     usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
     
     -Martin, 10
     
     "Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about 
     love."
     
     -Craig, 9
     
     When is it okay to kiss someone?
     
     "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to
     buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos 
     of  the wedding."
     
     -Allan, 10
     
     "Never kiss in front of other people.  It's a big embarrassing 
     thing if anybody sees you ..... If nobody sees you, I might be 
     willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
     
     -Kally, 9
     
     Is it better to be single or married?
     
     "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need 
     somebody to clean up after them!"
     
     -Anita, 9
     
     "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a 
     kid.  I don't need that kind of trouble."
     
     -Will, 7