WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. You can enjoy beer all month long

2. Beer stains wash out

3. You don`t have to wine and dine beer

4. Your beer will wait patiently in the car

5. When beer goes flat you throw it away

6. Beer is never late ( or early )

7. Hangovers go away

8. A beer doesn`t get jealous when you grab another beer

9. Beer never has a headache

10 When you go to a bar, you know you can pick up a beer

11 After you've had a beer, the bottle is worth something.

12 A beer won`t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath

13 If you pull a beer right, you always get a good head

14 You can always have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty

15 A beer always goes down easy

16 You can share a beer with your friends

17 When you have a beer you know you are the first one to have had it

18 A beer is always wet


        ........and that is why beer is better than women