WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN 1. You can enjoy beer all month long 2. Beer stains wash out 3. You don`t have to wine and dine beer 4. Your beer will wait patiently in the car 5. When beer goes flat you throw it away 6. Beer is never late ( or early ) 7. Hangovers go away 8. A beer doesn`t get jealous when you grab another beer 9. Beer never has a headache 10 When you go to a bar, you know you can pick up a beer 11 After you've had a beer, the bottle is worth something. 12 A beer won`t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath 13 If you pull a beer right, you always get a good head 14 You can always have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty 15 A beer always goes down easy 16 You can share a beer with your friends 17 When you have a beer you know you are the first one to have had it 18 A beer is always wet ........and that is why beer is better than women